I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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