We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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