So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
