He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Randomize