it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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