Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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