There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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