I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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