I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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