Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
please don't ironically join a cult
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