Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
as a side note pls kill me
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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