What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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