No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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