I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
as a side note pls kill me
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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