We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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