I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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