dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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