why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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