it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
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I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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