it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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