I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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