I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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