So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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