the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Boobs speak an international language.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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