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Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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