i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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