He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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