He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
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