ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
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