Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
no, he came in my armpit
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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