windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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