It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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