So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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