i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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