Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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