Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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