I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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