This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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