nut hugger
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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