i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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