i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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