yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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