too bad you live with your parents still
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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