I'm going to jail i love you
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
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