I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i will never coherently bang her
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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