As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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