Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Church boner. Awkwardddd
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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