question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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