hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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