If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
She's the barista slut.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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