Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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