If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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