Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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