So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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