this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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